the gay hiker from bw1 strikes again
"Men don’t like it when women wear …" who cares? who cares? who the fuck cares?
It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
burns every piece of evidence that shows i lived before the age of 14
do you ever listen to your favourite band and think
"I love this band a lot"
*on the next episode of So You Think You Can Unfollow Me Without Me Noticing*
My math teacher called me average.
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"